We've been remiss at Wild Dingo to thank Mango for his generosity in Mango Minster. You see, about 87,000 months ago (to quote Frankie), Loki and Juno received a presie in the mail for their award winnings. We didn't actually expect any award presies, so it was a pleasant surprise. Naturally, we took many photos during the mail opening and, well, my easily-overwhelmed brain sometimes cannot make photo decisions so quickly. Hence, we're thanking Mango 87,000 months later.
"Hmmm...a presie from the RH. I can smell his easily-swayed-by-jodhpurs-slobbery-self all over this parcel!"
"Is that for moi? Oh Mango Man! Oh Yeah!"
"Come to momma stuffie. We have some work to do!"
"Oh and he wrote some words. Whatever could his relentlessly large and easy-to-suds mouth have to say?"
"Yup, you're right Mango. Your momma is visually impaired. It has nothing to do with your easy-to-see self."
"This cookie is a bit stale. I'll just stick it on the 'fridge so I can wake up to his relentlessly handsome mug every day."
"And it's mine! Allllll MINE!"
"Hey Principessa, it looks like the RH didn't forget me either!"
"Oh my dawg! My FAVORITE! A tug rope! How did he know?"
"Nee Ner Nee Nerrrr! I got a presie too!"
"Oh no you dit'ent. You paw that over this minute!"
"No way Princess. You have your own."
"Whatever. At least I have my jodhpurs. And we all know the RH loves him some floofy jodhpurs."
Ahhh...don't worry Mango! Two is always better than one! Right?
"Let me show you how to properly play with this toy Retardo."
"Ditto, sugar lips. Two can play at this game."
"See you get the plastic part in your jaws and..."
"aaahhh... the sweet heavenly sensation of a good plastic chew! RH sure knows how to make a girl swoon."
"I'll work on the stuffie-ectomy in this corner."
"Big boy, didn't you read the contract when I moved in? What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."
And the stuffie lived happily never after.
Thank you Mango for your awesome contest this year and the presies! Loki and Juno had lots of fun. They both felt the contest was not only professionally managed but fun to participate in! They will be back next year!
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