"Hey Daddy-O! I heard a knock at the door. I wonder who it can be?"
"It looks like that chat next door paid us a little visit and left us a housewarming present."
"Princess, this doesn't look like a very warm Swiss welcome!"
Hm. It seems the neighbor cat is either very upset that he no longer has access to our big grass garden since the fence went up or he thinks our welcome mat is a cat box.
"Let me take a whif before I point any paws at any furbody..."
"Yup, it's definitely that white and orange chat."
"Wow Princess, how do you know?"
"I can smell fear. This is nothing but a weak attempt to drive us out of the 'hood."
"Maybe he was a little upset by our first meeting a few months ago... when he scared the bejesus out of me in the middle of the night while I was trying to take care of my business before bed time."
"Ha-ha. Good one Big Boy. It was more like we scared the crap out of him that night!"
"Big Boy, we need to put a stop to this and fast. It''s time to tap into your inner cujo."
"Right-e-o Cupcake. You crack the whip and I'll make the trip."
Later...
"Hey squirt over there in the field...did you have anything to do with our welcome present?"
"I have no idea what you're talkin' about. I'm just minding my own business, hunting field mice..."
"Well spread the word. I may be quiet. But I'm stealth and my jaws pack a mean punch. My mom has the Dansko's to prove it. So you and your kind stay off our property or I'll send the Cracker to make cat-ier out of you and your pals."
Woo tell em, Juno!
I guess the Jhodpurs have been thrown down and it is now time fur action.
Juno, you sure don't mince words, do you?
We must say that was one very rude chat.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Nothing says welcome to the neighborhood like random poop!
We cant wait for you guys to teach that cat some respect. That is just not right, that cat must have at least 8 lives left to pull a stunt like that. At leat it did not set it on fire and ring the doorbell.
Remy and Flash
Ruh roh...he pooped on your welcome mat? That wasn't very neighbor like of the cat.
Well that wasn't very neihborly at all! I hope you send him a return greeting!
What nice sit/stays in front of that yummy cat poop. Very impressive. Most doggies I know would wolf that down.
Go Juno, you put the fear of dog in that feline. Now he knows you're on to him, I'm sure he'll leave his presents somewhere else.
Kiska thought that was a snack left on the welcome mat. Just saying.
Woo know my thoughts on this one!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Guess who is khurled up next to my mom right now??????? YEP! The Boy!
Hmmmm..... the Suisse chat version of throwing down the gauntlet, we think. Sort of a drive by pooping. We know you're already ruling in that 'hood. Just don't leave any chat bodies where they can pin it on you. That Suisse justice system is gonna be prejudiced in favor of the Suisse chat and against the foreign Dingos, so watch your backs. No witnesses.
Jed & Abby
That is so bold! Who knew the Swiss cats were thugs? This is a serious matter.
Slobbers,
mango
man, swiss cats don't play.. loki, how did you refrain from going coco loko on him? (i'm having the same problem herah in the states. geesh..hoping i don't go brooklyn someone's little white kitty- yikes)
juno, bettah get those dansko , woo don't want to step in anythang. in fact woo'll need 2 pairs! just sayin.
tula
Whoa, Juno, you are scary!!! My Danskos are trembling...
Um. We have a healthy respect for chats, uh, cats. Even though he has long since crossed the bridge, Mr. Bufus was a 30lb (in his prime) Maine Coon cat who smacked both of us with his declawed front paws (he was a rescue cat and came that way) when we got too close, and lemme tell ya - we each only did that once. He had a MEAN right hook. Personally, I'd just steer clear of those kittys and let the humans clean up the poop. Just saying...
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Cat-ier! Hehehehe love it! All cats are evil Juno, you should have grabbed that one. 😀