Love is the perfect pillow when you need it most.
This is what Mr. Wild Dingo gave me for Valentine's day:
I know, right? It's so much better than the stale, half-eaten, box of chocolates I gave him this morning.
Not only that, but after my five days in Zurich, I came home to a vacuumed house, laundry done and folded, bathroom cleaned and fridge stocked with fresh food. Sorry ladies. I'mma keepin' him. Still, it's not like he furminated the husky or anything.
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"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
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