"Halitosis is a husky faux pas. Would it kill you to buy these in liver flavor?"
Here's the latest Siberian mastication at Wild Dingo. For the record, Internet, those are Mr. Wild Dingo's floss sticks. And I trusted him alone with the dogs for five days. Three years we've had these two. When will he learn to put his stuff away?
As usual, Loki looked for the quickest exit.
"Pop, it's unwise to question a dame's beauty regimen."
Sigh. Some things never change.
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