"Hey Princess, something seems a bit different about this field."
In the later summer, fall and winter, Juno often leverages these tall grasses to escape the crackery of Retardo Montelban. When he's really obnoxious, she'll dart into them knowing he won't follow her, just to escape his relentless nagging for "chase me" games.
"Princess, those tall scary grasses are all gone now. I'll always be able to find you and you'll never have to worry about getting lost again!"
Let the record show the Husky's disapproval.
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