"Hello Mr. Wild Dingo! You seem like a cool guy. Will you be my best friend forever?"
"Pop! Say it isn't so! Don't fall for this little pest's cuteness!"
"I don't understand why anyone would be so annoyed with so much cuteness. It just isn't scientifically possible!"
"Thank Dog and Praise Cheeses for you Ludwig, my pal. At least there's one voice of reason around here to soothe my angst!"
(Notice how Loki claims Ludwig.)
"Princess, there seems to be a bug flying around us. Do you think that Advantix will work on him?"
"Daddy-O, the only thing that will work on this pest are your chompers. Too bad they're on lockdown."
Contrary to what readers may think, the dogs are not on forced down-stay. They merely try their best to ignore the pest who leaps around them wildly.
"You want some action little lion, Aslan? I'll be happy to dish it out. It's time for the husky to make the little lion meow!"
Juno was given permission to playfully interact with him. And she serves it back gently to him, using her husky growl voice when she's had enough. She's even given him the paw, gently. But if the little fella doesn't get it, his mom takes him away. Sadly it doesn't take long for Juno or Loki to tire of Aslan simply because he's too small to really play smack down with and he's either not reading their "go away" signals or he's too stubborn to care.
Boy I sure love him and all his naughtiness. What is it with me and the bad boys?
No cash for the treat jar but you'd like to show the love? No problem! Connect with me on LinkedIn and endorse my creative writing skills. Thanks for the love!
"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."