THESE are my groceries for the next 10 days.
O.K. I exaggerated. I still need to buy about 10 more lemons.
But seriously, these lemons, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and filtered water. A ten day challenge. For nutters like me.
"Something tells me we won't be getting second dinner for a while Big Boy."
Wish me luck.
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