"Princess, Garden Gnomes were a huge hit at the Chelsea Flower Show this year, but these garden gnomes sure are odd looking."
"They aren't garden gnomes, Daddy-O, they're reproductions in metal, of one of your not-so-distant cousins."
"Princess, I don't see the resemblance! What could you mean?"
"Oh sure, you're totally related Big Boy! Check it out . . ."
"Aside from the pea sized brain in the over sized skull, check out the size of those chompers! "
"Yup, you're definitely related to that dude."
"Princess, what was that you said about a pea brain?"
That's my Sibe. Always pickin' on the pretty studly boy. Ah, don't worry Loki, we know Juno is just bustin' your crank. She knows that although the ratio of brain size to body mass was small for the T-Rex, it was larger than other dinosaurs and that the T-Rex is understood to be one of the top 10 smartest dinosaurs. So relax Big Boy, she's giving you a compliment. Really.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."