writer | warrior | whack-a-doodle

Year: 2013

Working Girl

Working Girl

“What was that package that came in the mail today,” asked Mr. Wild Dingo. “Oh that was Juno’s backpack. Her physical torturer therapist, Madam Jenny recommended she carry her own water…
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Some Kind of Cracker

Some Kind of Cracker

I don’t say it often enough, but I love this dog more than words can say. Last month, I lost the cracker and criminal on a forest run. Before you…
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Twelve

Twelve

The number of days before she can huff her displeasure at Mr. Wild Dingo once again. But who’s counting?
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I Work Out

I Work Out

“When I walk in the spa, this is what I see. Everyone stops and they’re staring at me. I got passion in my jodhpurs and I ain’t afraid to show…
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Bang!

Bang!

“Awe Pop! It’s so darn cute when you try to shoot me! O.K. I’ll play: Please don’t shoot Mister!”
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Salt Water Therapy

Salt Water Therapy

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi I needed…
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Booty Boot Camp

Booty Boot Camp

“That’s right, Internet. I’m back in boot camp to plump up my booty.”
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