Giving Thanks -277/365
“Princess, it's Thanksgiving Day and we should give thanks. I’m thankful for Aunt Diane to take care of us while Mom and Pop are visiting relatives today.”
"Big Boy, I’m thankful you know how to open the closet door where they keep their precious flip flops and Danskos so I can show them how "thankful" I am for abandoning us while they stuff their face with turkey and pie.”
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."