Playing it cool for Santa Paws- 293/365
"Cupcake, chill your chat. The hepcat in the red suit is in town this month and I don't need no more points on my rap sheet."
That's my husky. Always baiting the cracker with sweet temptations!
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."