"Hey Daddy-O. This hipster looks like he could stand one more greasing. He's not slick enough."
"That's straight from the 'fridge Princepessa. He ought to have his wardrobe cleaned and burned. With choppers like that, he ain't worth the powder it'd take to blow his nose."
"Listen Fruitcake, let me give it to you straight, with no chaser. If you want to put the boo in the munchkins, you're gonna have to sharpen up your choppers. Ain't nobody afraid of teeth like that. Take it from me, who's long in the fang. I just open my mouth to put a fire under the jerks and the fillies."