"I write psychobabble. Sometimes it makes you a profit. Other times it makes you a prophet."
"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I manage the facilities from tech-tools to the treat jar. I also hand out the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."