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Author: Julie Starling

My Fairytale

My Fairytale

Mr. Wild Dingo crowned me a Princess. Then he handed me a jug of water and said,”Get to work.”
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Bee Happy

Bee Happy

For someone who has a mild allergy to bees (bad enough to land me in the hospitalĀ but mild enough not to need anĀ EpiPen just yet), I sure love to get…
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Pas de Pee Pee

Pas de Pee Pee

“Tra-la-la. This looks like a nice spot to see a man about a horse.”
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Best Bike. Ever.

Best Bike. Ever.

“I don’t understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!”
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