"Hole? What Hole? I don't see no hole."
"I elect to invoke my 5th Ammendment Rights. The right to be utterly cute and fluffy in the face of suspicion."
Circumstantial evidence was found between the defendant's paws and on her nose. At 12:58 p.m. on Friday, June 12, 2009, Juno Belle Starling was found guilty by reason of ridiculousness. A jury of her "peer," whose paw is shown in the above photo, remains anonymous to protect his identity. Juno was convicted and sentenced to attend obedience class on Saturday morning with Mr. Wild Dingo as well as a Sunday morning of community service at Aegis assisted community living center in Soquel, where she provided entertainment in the form of rolling over, high-fiving, sitting pretty and general Husky charm to the residents.
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