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Tag: Crime

Juno the Judge

"I think I'd make a very good adjudicator for Ballroom dancers. Don't woo?" This is what I came home to a few days after our ballroom showcase. It's our showcase program. I think she liked it.  

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Same Circus, Same Clowns

Yup. We've been in this rodeo before. Over ten years now. It never gets old. Of course, the clown (unidentified, but we'll call him MWD) rewarding the criminal with cookies (seen in his hand) may have something to do with crime rates at Wild Dingo. I'm no sociological statistician--just the ringmaster at this circus.  I […]

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April Fools!

I guess the joke is on me. Sigh. It's like I've never owned a Siberian Husky before.

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Criminal Sibe Investigation

CSI Criminal Sibe Investigation  On a routine property stroll, a local mole tenant was found murdered at 11:03 A.M. this morning on a hillside next to his home in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Subject appears to have been dead for over 36 hours. There are multiple signs of forced entry.  Eight holes were found dug […]

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Case Closed

I woke up this morning and discovered one of my Crocs went missing. Never fear Internet! Inspector Jodhpurs was on the case!

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Circumstantial Evidence

"Just because you heard rummaging around in the bathroom does not mean that I was involved in any criminal activities. Show me the proof."

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Going Postal

Juno went through the mail today. She found her vet bills. "These vet bills were mailed third class! I ain't comin' on that tab."

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A Husky with a Shoe Fetish

For the record, this is not where I leave my shoes. "Um, seriously mom, your taste in shoes needs to change, and fast." Just what I need. A Siberian with fashion sense.

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I Thought I Could Trust Her by Now

Silly me. Score: Shoes: 0, Juno: 17

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The Fluffinator Strikes Again

"Hole? What Hole? I don't see no hole."

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