"Oh boy, a new tug toy. Now THATS what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
"Um, err ... Pop ... err ... Ranger, that's not what I had in mind for my new tug toy."
"Hey there Ranger, where ya goin' with my new tug toy?"
"Hey Sweetpea, lets say you and me take off with this new tug toy and show the bi-peds how to properly use it."
"Dude, whatever, I'm only in this for the walk."
"Hey there Pop ... Err ... Ranger Nitwit ... whatchya doin'?"
"I'm looking for my loose screws that I dropped Loki."
"Hey cupcake, did you know Pop had a few screws loose?"
"Takes one to know one, big boy."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."