Bulletin for Mom and Pop: all is well but we miss you. We tried interrogating the visitor by licking him but it didn't work. He won't reveal your whereabouts. We will work on him some more. He has gotten better at keeping shoes hidden - did you or your friends say something to him?
Where is she? Tell us or else.
Juno guarding Loki.
Wicket pickets!
Sigh!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Wild Dingo woman is missing soooo many pantyloons too!
Loki is asking where she is - just where more food can be found. We are betting so many illicit treats have been fed.
Keep working on the slobbers torture. He will crack.
Slobbers,
Mango
Kisses are the key to success - keep the licking going. And there is nothing like a nap in both the sun and the shade - nice pickets you have there.
Tail wags, the OP Pack
Stare intently at him. At all hours of the day. And night.
Play bows,
Zim
HA! Licks will not work. But perhaps "chemical weapons" will. Ask him to feed you frijoles for dinner. That may help with the coercion!
You two look well fed and well-rested. You need more beatings. I'll call the TravelMarx and make sure he knows were to find the skillets, rolling pins and waffell irons for your daily beatings. booowhahahah.
hugs and kisses to you. And many thanks to TravelMarx for taking care of you. keep on kissing him. i think he likes it!
~Mr. & Mrs. Wild Dingo
Yep. Lick until they crack. It always works here!
*kissey face (and good luck with the interrogation!)*
-Fiona
Maybe you should try stealing his dinner until he talks.
Steve