"Hey Big Daddy, there's a whole world out there waitin' for a little Formosan-Siberian action."
"I dig what you're sayin' baby. Lay it on me straight."
"How about you score those keys to the car and we can blast ourselves whacky this weekend?"
"Cool it cupcake. How am I supposed to beat my rap if you're always baitin' me with the cheese?"
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."