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The Pantyloon Blues

The Pantyloon Blues

December 14, 2009
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 2 minutes

Why the long face Loki?


 "The Internet is abuzz with talk of Pantyloons and Jodhpurs. Juno, Khyra, The Herd, the AO4, Phantom & Thunder, Kira... They all have pantyloons or jodhpurs!" 


"Even Mango and Norwood took advantage of Siber-Monday and bought themselves a pair. Norwood even got a free pair of jodhpurs with his Pantyloons!"


"Even this guy has a pair! And I don't have any!"

So what are you going to do about it Loki?


 "Well, I missed the Siber-Monday sale, so I did what I had to do."


"Do these pantyloons make my butt look big?'

And that was clue #1 for Wild Dingo's Big News Contest!

Here's a refresher of the rules below:

The Prize:The winner will receive one or more of the clues shown this week as a prize. In addition, the winner will receive organic doggie treats which will probably not be part of the clues.


  1. Contestants can enter a guess as many times as they’d like in the comments section of Wild Dingo’s posts. The first contestant to guess the breaking news will win but will not be announced until Friday. So if a correct guess was made on Wednesday, it won’t be known until Friday. I know, maybe its silly, but its my contest and I’m the boss.
  2. Anybody who actually knows the breaking news can participate but they cannot guess the right answer. Instead, they get to participate in a much more sinister way. They are allowed to make as many silly guesses, completely unrelated to the actual breaking news in order to confuse real contestants.
  3.  If there is no winner, the “real” contestant who has the most creative guess, or closest guess, will be the winner.

Happy Guessing!

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18 comments on “The Pantyloon Blues”

  1. Yeah, they do make your butt look big, but I think that is part of the appeal. You will have to wait and see how the ladies respond.


  2. My guess is that your peeps got a new job guarding some foreign castle???

    P.S. I am just jealous of everybody's tails!!
    Mine won't even wag!!!

  3. Dear Loki!

    We love woo fur what woo do have!

    Fear not!

    As fur the khlue...woo are going to take up guarding the shoe khollekhtion?


  4. We're hoping that the breaking news isn't that your parents are opening a lingerie store....oooooow, let's not even go there. Christmas haircuts? Naw that wouldn't make any sense.

    Sigh, we'll be needing some more clues I think.

    Love Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

  5. hello loki its dennis the vizsla dog hay i do not think they mayk yore butt luk big but for sum reezon dada is saying it is hammer time so i think he is going to go wurk on a projekt or sumthing!!! ok bye

  6. I have jodphurs!

    Oh and now I'm stumped as far as the clue. Is your mom making a costume? Taking you to a circus? *snicker* Entering you into a circus! HAHA

    Sorry, I got a little carried away. I guess it was the yellow and purple stripes.

    I need more clues!!


  7. Loki!

    Oh dear, this is tough! I'm completely clueless as far as the clue goes. Maybe you're going out on a big date with some hottie? Dressing up for the occasion?

    I hope you have a GRRRReat week ahead!


  8. Loki! Have no worries...you and I share the same apple-bottom, just like many FMDs in this world. Our bee-hinds are far superior. Humans pay good money to have bee-hinds like ours. Hmmm...maybe that's the secret? Your mom is getting some "work" done on her bee-hind, because she is envious of our apple bottoms? Perhaps a trip to South America, for a "special procedure?"

  9. Maybe you are getting a REAL PIRATEship...All those pirats wear pantaloons don't they???

    We like your new pantaloons Loki!!


  10. Wow Loki
    I can't believe you missed out on Siber Monday. Guard Clown pantyloons? At least the stripes aren't horizontal. ... big butts are around...my guess is tiger woods is coming to town. he e

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