"Even Mango and Norwood took advantage of Siber-Monday and bought themselves a pair. Norwood even got a free pair of jodhpurs with his Pantyloons!"
"Even this guy has a pair! And I don't have any!"
So what are you going to do about it Loki?
"Well, I missed the Siber-Monday sale, so I did what I had to do."
"Do these pantyloons make my butt look big?'
And that was clue #1 for Wild Dingo's Big News Contest!
Here's a refresher of the rules below:
The Prize:The winner will receive one or more of the clues shown this week as a prize. In addition, the winner will receive organic doggie treats which will probably not be part of the clues.
Contestants can enter a guess as many times as they’d like in the comments section of Wild Dingo’s posts. The first contestant to guess the breaking news will win but will not be announced until Friday. So if a correct guess was made on Wednesday, it won’t be known until Friday. I know, maybe its silly, but its my contest and I’m the boss.
Anybody who actually knows the breaking news can participate but they cannot guess the right answer. Instead, they get to participate in a much more sinister way. They are allowed to make as many silly guesses, completely unrelated to the actual breaking news in order to confuse real contestants.
If there is no winner, the “real” contestant who has the most creative guess, or closest guess, will be the winner.