Somepup was clearly not happy with the sales at Lands End.
"I'm a rescue dog. I rescue people from the over-commercialization of Christmas."
"I had nothing to do with it."
"There, there now Juno. I know how much you dislike it when they don't have your size or color on the sale items."
Do you think kissing the alleged criminal is sending the wrong message?
"Really Pop, you didn't need those bills and those holiday cards weren't even for me. Insulting."
"What you have here is a energy-saving, environmentally-friendly, paper shredder."
"Princess, I don't get it. This doesn't even taste like chicken."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."