Last week this little guy came to visit with his dad who was working on our outdoor masonary project :
"Hello! My name is True. And I will be your mason today. "
True made himself right at home and immediately used our outdoor powder room, over and over again. Loki and Juno try desperately to compute how so much liquid can come out of something so small. But they fail and can only conclude that his bladder has an infinite source of liquid.
"Dude, my dinner is bigger than you," says Juno.
"Don't be making moves on the Princess. Her bite is much worse than her bark. That is, if she barked.
True whispers sweet nothings into Juno's ear.
"A fiesty little fella! I think I like you!"
"Come a little closer sweetie so we can get to know eachother a bit better."
"What's up with you coppin' so many feels on the first date? Do you think I'm easy?"
"In that case, lets go outside, slow things down and get to know eachother."
"Like, knowing what you had for dinner."
"And getting to know the jodhpurs."
"Back off Jack! The jodhpurs are sacred."
"Bbbbbut... my name...is... True!"
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."