I've been holding off telling Loki of the good news about his Readers Choice win at Mango Minster, because, well, we just fixed our ceilings from the last time he went cracker insane on us and it was nice to enjoy flat ceilings with no holes in them. But I couldn't wait any longer so here I am telling him the news below.
Loki, I have some news:
"Ut oh cupcake. This sounds serious."
"Retardo, I can get us, err, me, out of anything with my cute and wiggly ways."
No, it's nothing to be concerned about. I have some good news! Loki won the Readers Choice award for Cracker Dog Insane Dog at Mango Minster!
"Whoopie! I won something! Whooo hoo! People like me!"
"Pipe down Daddy-O. Like, 87 million people on the Internet just thinks you're cracked-up, just like I always said. Like we should be surprised?"
"I'm not listening to you!"
Well, there's more! Norwood, the Esteemed CDIT Judge chose Loki as second place in the Cracker Dog Insane Terrier category!
"Woooo wee! A judge liked me too! That means I MUST be good cuz judges are like really wise and stuff!"
"Wait a minute... I'm a TERRIER?"
"Sigh. Mom, where did you pick up this doofus anyway?"
No Loki, you're not a terrier. But you were cracker insane enough to compete in that group. And the readers and obviously the judge think so too!
So Loki, what do you think about the winner, Taffy?
"Dude, I can't hold a candle to this cracker-dog-insantity!"
Wild Dingo thanks Mango Minster and all the awesome terriers who let us join their group for the fun and games. Secretly blog world (and don't tell Loki or Juno) but Wild Dingo has always wished for a terrier. A cute Carin, a Yorkie, or even better, a Jack Russel Terror, err, Terrier. So it was such an honor to compete among the crackerieness!
Loki thanks the readers and his chief campaign supporter Sugar Sweet. One day cutie-pants, he'll take you on a date!
WD: Loki, now that you've won the Reader's Choice award for Cracker Dog Insane Terrier at Mango Minster, what are you going to do now?
LJS: I'm going to do what Princepessa tells me to do!
Sigh. That's my boy.
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