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How to Chill a Hot Dog

How to Chill a Hot Dog

April 13, 2010
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 2 minutes

Our friend, Tartok over at the Herd Annex asked Loki for a little help in squaring a beef with his sister Ruby, who's been gangin' up on him.  (Let's all hear a collective, "Awe!")  Loki has a bit of experience with a bossy Siberian dame so he happily stepped up. Here are a few of Loki's best tips on How to Chill a Hot Dog.

Tip #1: Always be prepared for the opponent to pounce.

"Hey Daddy-O. It's git down time!"

Tip #2: Deal out the pre-emptive bite, err, strike.

"Listen sister, you'd better watch how you run your mouth because I have a set of choppers right here, ready to do some collateral damage."

Tip #3: Ignore opponent's sass.

"Spare me the hot air tough-guy. You're just a Schmo from Kokomo."

Tip #4: Fake her out with the belly-up defense.

"Darlin',  now that you've laid me out, when you gonna bury me?" 

Tip # 5: When the going gets tough, the tough get cracked-out.

 "Hey cupcake, you're one step closer to a trip to the croaker!"

The Cracked-Out move is important so lets examine it closely. Notice it is also coupled with sass.

Tip # 6: When all else fails, hightail it and run!

"Pull into the curb, Daddy-O before your dreamboat becomes a battleship."
"Cupcake, this bird's gonna pull his freight!"

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15 comments on “How to Chill a Hot Dog”

  1. WOW, now I know to always come to you for help! That was an excellent response to the Herd's post which was equally funny. BOL
    What's that I hear about Louie, Loki? You are being compared to a Chi now? tsk tsk tsk

  2. Teehee. I'm not sure which one of us is going to benefit more from this, but Abby and I will study the moves closely - I personally like the bitey-butt shot at the end (one of my favorite moves...).

    *kissey face*

  3. Very impressive Loki! Don't let the fact that the sibe dame does not look overly worried about your ferocity take anything away from you! You are a force to be reckoned with for sure.
    Moose + Momma

  4. I'm going to print out the cracked up dog look and hang it in my crate so I can study it all day. I need to learn some good moves to deal with Kat.


  5. Loki! That face just looks dorky when it comes after being totally beat up by a girl. She was laughing at you the whole time.


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