It's a bit early but Loki and Juno have begun to plan for the big move.
"Hey Princess, since we'll be living near a lake, should I pack my float-able toys?"
"Dude, we live 15 minutes from the ocean now. You've never swam in it. What do you think?"
"Princepessa, I don't think this suitcase is big enough for me."
"Nonsense. Just squish down a little more and we'll get you in the overhead compartment just fine."
"I donno Princess. It seems like a tight squeeze."
"You're right. Those ridiculously large ears push you into the over-sized luggage category. Let me think..."
"Wait a minute. I have an idea. Let me just go get this here item ..."
"Voila! A fashionable way to pack your ears."
"Don't you think it's a little girly for me?"
"Negative. That flower is fly."
"And my Indiana Jones attire is straight from the fridge, dad."
"Princess, this is highly unsatisfactory."
"Oh, all right. Take the hipster hat you big cry baby."
"Not. A. Word. If you wannna live to see another day."
"I wasn't gonna say anything, Princess. Honest."
"Hey Princess, so if I'm traveling in this suitcase, how are you traveling?"
"Don't you worry your easily-beleaguered brain, big boy."
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