After 6 long weeks, Mr. Wild Dingo returned home, err... back to Casa Wild Dingo, or in Mango's terms, "The Wild Dingo Estate." Though Mr. Wild Dingo is married to Wild Dingo, he's no longer an official resident of California or even the U.S.! His company broke his residency for tax purposes and he's now officially a Suisse resident. The Wild Dingo estate is no longer his home. Holy crap. How weird to be married but not residing in the same country. So now there's a foreigner staying at Wild Dingo. This whole experience is so surreal.
Loki and Juno, on the other hand, don't care what a piece of paper says. They had some choice words for him when he got home:
"Pop! Where the hell have you been?"
"You left us with that Jack-Booted Thug for six weeks! "
"She makes us work for everything."
"Yeah, Huskies don't work, they get appreciated."
"Princess that bag sure looks small for a six-week guilt trip."
"Deep-Pockets Daddy better not disappoint."
"Hand over the bonz and nobody gets hurt."
"Yeah, I'm about to come apart like a two-bit suitcase."
"Come on Princess lets you and me nibble one."
"Plant ya now, dig ya later pop."
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