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Lifeguard on Duty

“Hey Daddy-O, how much you think this job pays?”
“Princess, there isn’t a big enough, juicy enough bone in the world to make me do this job.”

  1. We are with you Loki, between the Great White Sharks, rip tides and cold water, we will just remain land sharks and leave the life guarding to the humans.

    Although Juno would look pretty in a red one piece.

    Remy and Flash

  2. No lemmings pawmitted

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra and Khousin Merdie

  3. Um. Yeah, I’m with Loki – I’ll leave the lifeguarding to my mutant puppy sister (she doesn’t know how to read, so the sign won’t deter her…)… I’ll think I’ll stick with you two!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

  4. They furgot to add “Only labs, retrievers, and newfies need apply”…

    no liquid H2O fur us, we’re sticking strictly to the frozen stuff,
    jack a-roo & miss moo

  5. You guys are the cutest life guards ever! 🙂

  6. A Siberian Husky as a lifeguard. “Look, there is a human out in the water drowning, Quick, rifle his belongs for valuables.”

  7. Ha ha ha! I am pretty sure Morgan agrees with you, Loki! Heaven forbid her floof get damp!

  8. We’ll stick to the kiddie wading pool.

  9. Fences? What fences?

  10. People actually swim there? Stupid humans.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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