"No Princess, I don't wanna play because I have an owie on my paw."
"That's OK Big Boy. Hey, remember that time you did THIS to me: ...
... And you made me all cracker-faced for the world to see?"
"I don't like the direction this is going Princess..."
"Revenge is a dish that's sweet and non-fattening."
"Payback's a bitch."
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