Remember how I wrote that Loki and Juno would call off horses and cows? Apparently some distractions are too hard to resist.
Like this hunk of burnin' love above. Juno caught the scent on this distinguished fella and recalling was futile. He was equally smittin with Juno.
"Hiya Sweet Stuff! Aren't you the prettiest little thing thing on the French side of Switzerland?"
"How about you shimmy your floofy tail over and give me a little sugar?
Juno flirts back with a chest bump. "Baloney Mister! You're just goo-goo eyes and wolf whistles!"
"If I'm lyin', I'm flyin' dollface. You have a fine frame, no parts lame!"
"Drop that into low and go by once more, handsome."
What a flirt! Can her jodphurs GET any floofier? Even her tail is at maximum floof.
"That hep cat sure is smooth with the ladies. Must be that killer diller floofy coat he's sportin! Where can I score one of those?"
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