"Hey Daddy-O, you ever get that feelin' like somebody is watching you?"
"WTF? Princess, six o'clock. Suspiciously big fella with ginormous ears."
"You're tack-sharp Daddy-O. A real nine-nine on the alert-o-meter."
"It's like lookin' in the mirror, isn't it, Big Boy?"
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