"Talk to the jodhpurs, Punk. This Sibe's not listening."
Juno anticipates Loki's punk move.
On our walks, if I'm not recalling Juno for straying too far, then the rest of my time is spent calling Loki off of Juno. Their relationship is complicated. In the house, Juno rules supreme. On walks, Loki pulls out the punk in order to spur her into chasing him. But Juno is never interested in his shenanigans when we're out on a walk and instead tries her best to ignore him. The video below is a small collection of Loki's punk-ass moves. But don't worry Internet. The movie is purely educational. I don't allow him to pester her like this on an ongoing basis.
On a recent walk however, I was too distracted to call him off in time. Earlier, Juno had witnessed our walking friend Mona, a small elderly beagal put Loki in his place. Half way into the walk, while I was too busy yapping with Mona's mom, Loki proceeded to punk Juno. And that's when I heard the loudest "Shut the F*ck Up" I've ever heard come out of Juno's mouth. It was as if she modeled the little beagle's methods. It was purely noise but she made her point. It pleased me to no end to know that Juno could take care of herself if I didn't have her back.
Enjoy the music. This song is so purely Loki, it's not even funny.
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