"Hey Sugarlips, it's time to knock the polish off your toes!"
At the (non-active) shooting range, it's always game on for the cracker as he tries to engage the husky in a round of zoomie attacks. The stoic criminial however, stands her ground and instead of participating, meets him with verbal assualts.
"Come any closer and tu va être dans la merde, Daddy-O!"
"Princess your French is so good, but you know I don't go for that magoo. So hold onto your chair and don't step on any snakes!"
"I love it when you talk French to me Princess! Donnes-moi une bisou!"
"Tu est un vrai cinglé avec un case de vide! Va t'en, Big Boy!"
"Baby, that six-gun payoff sure sounds so much nicer en Français."
"Big Boy, Tu es comme un balai."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."