"WTF did woo do to my Princess Juno?"
"Relax Big Boy, it's only a surface wound on my Teddy bear ear."
"Besides, if you just keep your stupid Clooneys* behind a closed yapper then I wouldn't be wearing this ridiculous contraption."
"I'm so sorry Princepessa! I know not the power or the length of my Clooneys."
Fear not readers. These guys are great pals. It was just a stupid accident where Juno's ear found the wrong side of the cracker's tooth. She didn't even need stitches, just some glue to hold the piece of skin together on her ear. Rest assured, Loki has apologized many times and not only is avoiding Juno like the plague but is allowing her into his bed with the cone on. It's hard to be mad at the cracker when he's that sorry.
*Clooneys=Loki's teeth, sparkling as white as George Clooney's teeth.
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