Today I woke to The Cracker and Coyotes belting out a cool, hip tune to the beat of a firetruck caravan. It must be Tuesday. Except that it's Monday.
"Hey Daddy-O. Woo see dat kitteh down there? You game?"
"Yes Princepessa. But I'm a do-right man and Momma says to stay here. "
"Ok Big Boy. You be you. I'm going be Juicy and 86 this joint."
"Princess, nobody does Juicy better than woo!"
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
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