Why not to get a husky: their gardening "skills."
I swear, I only keep her around because she feeds my cleaning addiction. It's a text-book co-dependent relationship.
Juno admires her gardening. "Look mom! No tools!"
"I'm too sexy for this mess."
She may as well dug that hole right in my head.
That's how much I need this mess right now.
A criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.