Why not to get a husky: their gardening "skills."
I swear, I only keep her around because she feeds my cleaning addiction. It's a text-book co-dependent relationship.
Juno admires her gardening. "Look mom! No tools!"
"I'm too sexy for this mess."
She may as well dug that hole right in my head.
That's how much I need this mess right now.
A criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."