writer, warrior, whack-a-doodle

Year: 2009

French Friday

 "Voulez-woo coucher avec moi?"

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Juno's Jodhpurs

Following up on yesterday's post on why Juno will be riding in rather than pulling a sleigh, this week, we found out that Juno has hip dysplasia. On a scale of 1-10, it's a 6. This of course is independent of the illness she had last month with an unexplained fever. You see, when the doctors […]

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Dingo Bells

"MUSH!" Hmmm. What's wrong with this banner? Something seems a bit, oh I don't know, unusual! Like, isn't the husky supposed to pull the sleigh, not sit in it? December's banner celebrates Juno's ability to make everyone, including Loki, giggle with delight and bend to her will using only her Siberian charm. Over the past year, […]

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Fred & Ginger

 Check out the synchronicity in paw placement. "Retardo, you have the timing of a NitWit. Kick your tail higher! How are we supposed to get on "Dancing with the Stars" with moves like that?"

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Monday Bandwagon

"It's Monday? What's a Monday? Is it a free treat?"

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Another One Bites the Dust

O.K. dog owners out there, I think you need to decide how to fix this situation. Should I be given a chocolate covered pomegranate every time I put my shoes away before I leave the house or should I be given a correction on the prong collar or e-collar when I forget to put my […]

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Trypto-Faint 2009

Loki and Juno couldn't resist Sugar's fabulous idea to have a little fun and torch ... err ... torture a poor turkey, and probably a few vegetarians in the audience. (No turkeys were injured or killed in the production of the above photo. The views expressed above are not necessarily, yet could very well be, the […]

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Wrestling Wednesday

A few weeks before Juno got sick, I caught this action. "I needed a drink. I needed a vacation. I needed a house in the country with bones and meat on the table. But what I had was this two-bit Formosan Dog, attached to my neck."

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Pardon me...

"...but...do you have any Grey Poupon?"

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Juno Belle Jodhpurs Exposed!

The puperazzi struck again! Somepup's got to pay for the medical expenses this pretty gal has accumulated! She may as well work for it.

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