As in "WTF was that yesterday?" Constant downpour, 40 mph winds, no dog walk, no playing in the yard, and a big boom that woke us up. "WTF is going on here?" Buddy, I feel for you. Really.

For the record, this is not where I leave my shoes. "Um, seriously mom, your taste in shoes needs to change, and fast." Just what I need. A Siberian with fashion sense.

Silly me. Score: Shoes: 0, Juno: 17

"Hey Big Daddy, there's a whole world out there waitin' for a little Formosan-Siberian action."

Doesn't Shed or Shed in Your Car Doesn't Dig  Doesn't Re-Dig your Filled Holes Doesn't Destroy Gates or Fences Doesn't Eat Shoes Doesn't Destroy Cars Doesn't Run Away Doesn't Instigate Trouble Doesn't Destroy Pillows When Not Invited to a Party Doesn't Cost Anything to Feed Doesn't Get up or Move when Asked to Stay for a […]

Imperfect photographer. Imperfect dog trainer. Imperfectly behaving dogs. Do you know how long I've been trying to get the perfect photo of  these two on this particular bridge? Too long. First time, I had dog schmeg all over my lens and didn't know until I got home and downloaded the photos. Then the next few […]

... you're fired." Fine Print:  FMD Satellite does not guarantee FMD and its signal will stay in one location long enough for you to watch an entire show. Oh well, there's nothing ever on TV anyway!

So far, Loki's best trick is his "bow." It was a little serendipitous how I taught it to him in the first place. Teaching that trick is actually not that easy. Dogs sometimes will go straight into a down rather than a bow.  I won't divulge my super secret methods in training the bow, but […]

Woo! October is "Woo!" Month! How can I resist a Halloween theme for October's Masthead? Two dogs howling at the moon couldn't be more appropriate. "Rhymes with 'Boo'" is aimed at my Siberian Husky and Siberian Husky friends. Unfortunately, Juno doesn't actually "woo" and oddly, Loki "woo's" at Emergency vehicles as if he were a […]