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Going Postal

Going Postal

February 25, 2010
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 1 minute

Juno went through the mail today. She found her vet bills.

"These vet bills were mailed third class! I ain't comin' on that tab."

Got it. But what's the deal with going postal on the rest of the mail?

"I know. It looks like a first class disastor. But I have no idea how this happened. If I'm lyin' I'm flyin'."

Um, Juno, by the looks of that propeller tail, you're about to take off so that must mean ...

"Look, I ain't saying you're wrong, but I ain't saying you're right either. Why don't you bug 'ole Motormouth back there with all your questions?"

Anticipating Juno's accusations, Loki parked himself far away from the scene of the crime.

"I don't know beans about this crime, Mom. My paws are clean!"

For the record Internet, I've left Loki home alone in the entire house many times, and have always come home to a neat and orderly home: nothing chewed, eaten or destroyed. Still, whenever Juno pulls this stunt, he keeps far away from the detsruction but acts remorseful as if he's sorry for not being able to stop her naughtiness.

Sigh. Never a dull moment at Wild Dingo.

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23 comments on “Going Postal”

  1. Loki! You big coward. Get in there and stand up for Juno! She is trying to save your fun money by not sending it all to the vet.


  2. Wooos! There is nothing like shredding paper that has been tossed at woo is there? Or pulled for the can...
    ~Husky Kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful

  3. What if Loki did it? Drumroll.... LOL Actually, I think that Juno, the culprit, was doing you all a favor. Vet bills? Not only do we hate going there but to pay then on top of it. Brilliant, my Juno, just brilliant!
    I've been meaning to tell you that I was totally captivated by your blog's history...what a trip! As for Loki, I wish we could play...He could also double as my body guard.

  4. Mom is muttering something about why we have to go in a crate every day.

    I think your mom should appreciate the fact that now she doesn't have to pay your vet bills.


  5. I'm glad The Herd arrived and pawed the truth about what happened -

    It is just wrong when an innocent Siberian is so unjustly akhkhused!


  6. Loki, I think that's a wise decision on your part! I wouldn't know anything about paper shredding myself! *spits out pieces of confetti that used to be a greeting card*


  7. yeah, yeah, blame the Sibe... like the humans are going to fall for that "I'm innocent" trick!

    ~jack a-roo & moo chews too

  8. Our dog R has taken a special liking to CDs that contain MRIs or CAT scans of my spine. He'll actually gnaw on those while ignoring food that he could have stolen (but has never swallowed any CD pieces, thank goodness).

    Now, imagine this, you have to go to the hospital to get new copies of the CDs, and you have to explain that your dog ate them. I got quite the disbelieving looks from the hospital workers!

    R will go for the mail also. Man, I agree, there's never a dull moment with a high energy dog.

  9. Hmmm... Juno, you had really good intentions, right?! We think, Loki is supporting Juno but just in a distance.

    Bills are not really fun news. Ok, maybe we're not helping this time. Waaaaah

    -Frappie, Mocha, Sugar & the Piappies

  10. Damn squirrels!! They are ALWAYS framing us to look bad! Then they sit back, in their trees, and laugh while we get in trouble!

    I know you are innnocent Juno!!

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