"WTF are you doing to my Juno Dogtor?"
Um, Dogtor Hilary, don't look back. There's an long-toothed Formosanorous Rex behind you. Stay perfectly calm. I hear they will walk away if you just remain still. Or at least shut their pie hole.
He may tenderize you before he goes in for the kill.
Or he may ask for a low back massage first. That's the thing about the Formosanorous Rex. You just never know what they will do.
The Siberian Hussy on the other hand ... is just shameful.
And usually grants kisses for free.