"WTF are you doing to my Juno Dogtor?"
Um, Dogtor Hilary, don't look back. There's an long-toothed Formosanorous Rex behind you. Stay perfectly calm. I hear they will walk away if you just remain still. Or at least shut their pie hole.
He may tenderize you before he goes in for the kill.
Or he may ask for a low back massage first. That's the thing about the Formosanorous Rex. You just never know what they will do.
The Siberian Hussy on the other hand ... is just shameful.
And usually grants kisses for free.
No cash for the treat jar but you'd like to show the love? No problem! Connect with me on LinkedIn and endorse my creative writing skills. Let me know how the pups and I can love ya back!
"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."