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Look Who's Cracker Now

Look Who's Cracker Now

November 6, 2010
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 2 minutes


Rarely, do I ever catch Juno looking like or acting like a goofball, or worse, cracker. She's much too sly for the camera to catch her looking less than perfect. But every now and then, I'm able to catch her behaving just as cracked out as Loki, who is pretty much cracker whenever he's not sleeping. Because Juno's muzzle is so much smaller than Loki's, she has to pull her lips all the way back, exposing her gums in order to leverage good "bitey-face" action with Mr. Big Yapper himself, giving her the appearance of being extra cracker.

First Juno warms up with a little flirting. She approaches the bad boy and moves her head side to side sweetly:

"Hey handsome, how about a little bitey action?"

"Sugar lips, you don't have the equipment to take on bitey-face with me!"

Then she's had enough and the crackerness begins:

"Hey Daddy-O, it's git-down time."

"Bring it on Cupcake!"

"Hold onto your chair and don't step on no snakes, baby."

Don't let her big gum and fang shots fool you, she's just kidding... I think.

"Hit the bricks buster! That territory is off limits."

"Now you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' Big Boy!"

"Awe...geez! You're all over me like a cheap suit!"

"Ya? So, how do you like them apples?"

"I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on your keister, Big Boy!"

"That's right Big Fella. Who's your Momma?"

"Cupcake, you're so cute when you're tough."



"I'm so over it."

"Ready to go again, studly?"

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12 comments on “Look Who's Cracker Now”

  1. I'm studying the pikhs and taking notes -

    I wonder if I'll be able to put any of those moves in akhtion in the weeks ahead -

    Go Juno Go!


  2. We have no doubt that Juno rules!!! We were actually too focused on Loki's ears to notice Juno's fangs:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  3. Has Juno been reading [or digesting] some dime novels lately? Dialogue by Raymond Chandler, but his dames were always super cool and super hot at the same time, so that seems about right for Juno. Gotta keep the guys under your thumb...er, paw.

    Jed & Abby

  4. Wowza, Miss Juno...That was some outsanding bitey face action! Almost worthy of the exacting Boston Terrier Bitey Face Standard.
    I think I am a little bit in love!
    Would it be, perhaps, appropriate for me to talk to your Poppy?

  5. Heehee! As you know, we are quite the fans of bitey-face ourselves, and enjoy watching other practitioners of the sport; you never know when you learn a new move! 😉

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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