Rarely, do I ever catch Juno looking like or acting like a goofball, or worse, cracker. She's much too sly for the camera to catch her looking less than perfect. But every now and then, I'm able to catch her behaving just as cracked out as Loki, who is pretty much cracker whenever he's not sleeping. Because Juno's muzzle is so much smaller than Loki's, she has to pull her lips all the way back, exposing her gums in order to leverage good "bitey-face" action with Mr. Big Yapper himself, giving her the appearance of being extra cracker.
First Juno warms up with a little flirting. She approaches the bad boy and moves her head side to side sweetly:
"Hey handsome, how about a little bitey action?"
"Sugar lips, you don't have the equipment to take on bitey-face with me!"
Then she's had enough and the crackerness begins:
"Hey Daddy-O, it's git-down time."
"Bring it on Cupcake!"
"Hold onto your chair and don't step on no snakes, baby."
Don't let her big gum and fang shots fool you, she's just kidding... I think.
"Hit the bricks buster! That territory is off limits."
"Now you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' Big Boy!"
"Awe...geez! You're all over me like a cheap suit!"
"Ya? So, how do you like them apples?"
"I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on your keister, Big Boy!"
"That's right Big Fella. Who's your Momma?"
"Cupcake, you're so cute when you're tough."
"I'm so over it."
"Ready to go again, studly?"
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