It seems the Swiss love a little cracker to go with all that cheese! We met and walked with Tina, a 9-year old Jack Russel Terror who had plenty of her own crack-a-tude for my cracker and criminal.
"Hey little lady, you got some kind of cracked out chutzpuh! I think we like ya."
"I may be small but I'm full of crackery!"
"Awwe, it's so cute that you think you're a match for a Siberian!"
"Get ready ladies here comes Poppa Cracker. Comin' to busta Ritz on your tails!"
"Girlfriend, do you actually live with that cracker?"
"I know! Right? "
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."