"Hey Daddy-O, you have a peculiar smell, like you've been rollin' a little on the much side."
"Doll, it's not peculiar, just unihibited. A nice long roll in the local l'eau de vache. Wanna give it a try?"
"Negative. I'll give it the go-by. I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log."
"Sourpuss, that's harsh. T'ain't no crack but a solid fact that all the dames dig on this blend."
"Izzatso? Big Boy, your roof is leaking. What you need is a rubdown in Ivory soap and water."
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