"Hey Daddy-O, you have a peculiar smell, like you've been rollin' a little on the much side."
"Doll, it's not peculiar, just unihibited. A nice long roll in the local l'eau de vache. Wanna give it a try?"
"Negative. I'll give it the go-by. I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log."
"Sourpuss, that's harsh. T'ain't no crack but a solid fact that all the dames dig on this blend."
"Izzatso? Big Boy, your roof is leaking. What you need is a rubdown in Ivory soap and water."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."