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November 4, 2011
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 1 minute

"Hey Daddy-O, you have a peculiar smell,  like you've been rollin' a little on the much side."
"Doll, it's not peculiar, just unihibited. A nice long roll in the local l'eau de vache. Wanna give it a try?"

"Negative. I'll give it the go-by. I'd rather drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log."
"Sourpuss, that's harsh. T'ain't no crack but a solid fact that all the dames dig on this blend."

"Izzatso? Big Boy, your roof is leaking.  What you need is a rubdown in Ivory soap and water."

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9 comments on “Uninhibited”

  1. The Swiss allow their cows to wander around in their vineyards? That seems fraught with risk - not a characteristic normally ascribed to the Swiss. So do they fertilize their vineyards with cow poop? At this time of year? And if Loki didn't find the cow poop in the vineyard, where did he find it? A most intriguing mystery.

    Jed & Abby

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