I woke up this morning and discovered one of my Crocs went missing.
Never fear Internet! Inspector Jodhpurs was on the case!
The crime was solved in a suspiciously expeditious manner.
Another capitalistic scheme by a shrewd entrepreneur. She commits the crime, solves the case and expects a reward.
"I call my business model 'Closed Loop Caper.' Don't bother trying to copy it. It's patented."
Phone just rang. It's Trump. For Juno.