CSI Criminal Sibe Investigation On a routine property stroll, a local mole tenant was found murdered at 11:03 A.M. this morning on a hillside next to his home in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Subject appears to have been dead for over 36 hours. There are multiple signs of forced entry. Eight holes were found dug out around the perimeter of the victim's home. Subject's body appears wet and mauled. Fatal puncture wounds were found on the abdomen. No murder weapon was found near the crime scene. Nobody saw the crime take place, but witnesses claim seeing a black and white Siberian frequenting the area, alone, digging.
Interrogation of the subject (a local living nearby) did not go well. She refused to speak without a lawyer. This investigator much too grossed out to run DNA tests of the suspect against the victim. This case remains unsolved. Case closed.
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