Wild Dingo Big News Contest Clue #2 Loki and Juno are getting a new trainer!
Need a little distraction from reality? Here is an unpolished collection of the weird, the silly, and the sometimes serious at Wild Dingo. It's a blog about nothing, yet about everything. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll even learn something. But this is not a writing sample. It's just a place to kick back and crack open a cool Core's 16-ouncer and lose yourself in the kooky.
Why the long face Loki? "The Internet is abuzz with talk of Pantyloons and Jodhpurs. Juno, Khyra, The Herd, the AO4, Phantom & Thunder, Kira... They all have pantyloons or jodhpurs!"
This time Internet, it was Mr. Wild Dingo's fault. He left the shoes defenseless against the perp. Two of them are his shoes. She collects them outside the mudroom for inspection of masticability. She prefers leather and animal made shoes and has avoided destroying the synthetic stuff. Nothing but the real deal for my masticator! "Ya, […]
Yahoo!, Google, Alta Vista: Look out. There are new and improved search engines in town. And they are a lot cozier than a keyboard and a mouse! "Hey Rolf, I heard it was your birthday today! Happy 4th dude." "Thanks Loki."
A few months ago, there was a little fun competition at our training school. The competition involved the fastest time weaving the dog through pylon cones and downing the dog on a rubber mat, off-leash, without touching the dog. Nobody could practice ahead of time. It was up to the handler to decide best how […]
Following up on yesterday's post on why Juno will be riding in rather than pulling a sleigh, this week, we found out that Juno has hip dysplasia. On a scale of 1-10, it's a 6. This of course is independent of the illness she had last month with an unexplained fever. You see, when the doctors […]
Check out the synchronicity in paw placement. "Retardo, you have the timing of a NitWit. Kick your tail higher! How are we supposed to get on "Dancing with the Stars" with moves like that?"
O.K. dog owners out there, I think you need to decide how to fix this situation. Should I be given a chocolate covered pomegranate every time I put my shoes away before I leave the house or should I be given a correction on the prong collar or e-collar when I forget to put my […]