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In the Dog Yard No One Can Hear You Scream

In the Dog Yard No One Can Hear You Scream

April 1, 2009
Posted in: Dogs, Mastheads | Reading Time: 2 minutes


Before anyone calls the local cruelty police, take a gander at how I arrived at this month's banner. That's Loki's "Game on!" face. If you didn't know him and saw that face, you'd most likely have an accident in your pants. But when you know him, and see that face, it makes you laugh so hard, you can almost cry. I mean, if he were playing poker with people he knew, he'd lose every time. Besides, look at how Juno's tail is totally relaxed and swished around Loki's as if she's saying, "You're just so cute when you're a tough boy."  One of Loki's biggest fans, Jim, who is also located here, said he looked like Alien in one of the photos below. So April's banner was born.

Here's How it Unfolded


Hmmm. I like this ball. It's bouncy and it squeaks.


And it's aaaallllll MINE!


Loki: Not so fast dollface. I want them both!
Juno: Say whhhaaaa? Have you been smokin' rawhide again?


Loki: Give it up Sugar-Lips.
Juno: Well, that's just great. Just what I need: a Formosan attached to my neck.


You wanna piece of me? Bring it, Daddy-O.
Don't let your mouth start something your head can't stand.

Juno: I believe the ball is in your court, bro.
Loki: Don't sweat it cupcake. This game ain't over.


Playing hard to get, huh?
I'll just 86 this ball and bust a move. You'll change your mind.


 How about these big toofs? Can they convince you to stay in the game?


(The Alien Photo)
Game on! If this don't turn you on, babycakes, you ain't got no switches.

Juno: Oh hum. If all I have to do is lie here, then, sure, knock me out, big boy.


Juno: Yo, You're the cheese to my macaroni.
Loki: Ditto baby.

And for those of you who think Juno is always on the receiving end of Loki's shenanigans, I have plenty of videos of her being a poop-disturber to unsuspecting Loki. She gives him plenty of his comeuppance.

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