On Tuesday, Juno went for her first physical therapy session for building up muscle in her back legs. Of all the horrors, it involved walking on a treadmill-- underwater! And unlike many dogs who do this the first time, Juno picked it up quickly and walked almost immediately, without cheating. Afterwards, she went for a round of accupucture. Her most painful areas are in the back top of the hips where the muscles are super tight and sore. The accupuncture helps the muscles relax and release soreness so she can get back to a better, stronger range of motion. And this is how us humans plan to save Juno's Jodhpurs.
Loki and Juno have a different idea about saving her jodhpurs and include clue(s) #3 in the Wild Dingo Big News Contest.
"This PT thing doesn't seem too bad. "
"WTF? I didn't know getting a bath was part of this deal. Does PT stand for Physical Torture? Retardo Montalban, come save me!"
"I will save you my friend! I have the just the tools to help you escape. And I will conveniently forget what mom taught us about running with sharp objects."
"It's about time you arrived. Do you know how long I've been under water? I'm about to drown!"
"Oh Principessa, your jodhpurs don't look so floofy."
"I know, right? They say they're trying to save my jodhpurs but its more like they're drowing them!"
Later at The Spa:
"Principessa, I'm so happy I was able to save you from that Physical Torture. And now you can rest here at The Whole Pet Vet day spa, and chill out with accupuncture"
"Dude, this place is a spa? Huh? Where are all the refreshments?"
"I mean, a little chesese and crackers sure would make my yin channels flow nicely."
"Never fear Principessa. I always come prepared to delight you."
"Retardo, that is so not a good Pinot Noir. And grapes? Are you trying to kill me?"
"Les Femmes. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em."
Contest Prize and Rules:
The Prize from Planet Blue Dog:
Chase It...Dogs Love It!
Fun for puppies, dogs, cats and people of all ages. Grab onto the ergonomic handle and move the toy in a circular, zig zag or lunging motion and watch your pets enthusiastic reaction! At first, most pets do not realize a human is activating it. A game of chase has never been this much fun! The toy is attached with a velcro strap and, therefore, is replaceable. The Chase-It collapses (telescopic) to 18" and extends to about 48".
Human-Grade Wild Salmon caught in the pristine waters of Alaska. Unlike many other salmon treats out on the market today, it is made from 100% Pure Salmon Meat with NO Bones, Fillers or other ingredients. Only the finest salmon is used to hand-make these premium pet treats. You can try it too! It makes an excellent training treat, because it brakes up easily into small pieces without crumbling.
The winner may also receive a gift from one of the clues shown this week.
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