Juno went through the mail today. She found her vet bills.
“These vet bills were mailed third class! I ain’t comin’ on that tab.”
Got it. But what’s the deal with going postal on the rest of the mail?
“I know. It looks like a first class disastor. But I have no idea how this happened. If I’m lyin’ I’m flyin’.”
Um, Juno, by the looks of that propeller tail, you’re about to take off so that must mean …
“Look, I ain’t saying you’re wrong, but I ain’t saying you’re right either. Why don’t you bug ‘ole Motormouth back there with all your questions?”
Anticipating Juno’s accusations, Loki parked himself far away from the scene of the crime.
“I don’t know beans about this crime, Mom. My paws are clean!”
For the record Internet, I’ve left Loki home alone in the entire house many times, and have always come home to a neat and orderly home: nothing chewed, eaten or destroyed. Still, whenever Juno pulls this stunt, he keeps far away from the detsruction but acts remorseful as if he’s sorry for not being able to stop her naughtiness.
Sigh. Never a dull moment at Wild Dingo.
norwood says:
once a criminal always a criminal… it’s just the way it is..
norwood
D. K. Wall & The Thundering Herd says:
Thanks for documenting yet another vicious squirrel invasion and attack. Juno, we are impressed with your bravery in fighting off the intruders.
Mango says:
Loki! You big coward. Get in there and stand up for Juno! She is trying to save your fun money by not sending it all to the vet.
Slobbers,
Mango
Mack says:
Poor Loki! He really wants to be innocent!
Kira says:
Wooos! There is nothing like shredding paper that has been tossed at woo is there? Or pulled for the can…
~Husky Kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Frankie Furter says:
They DO have programs for repeat offenders. Of course it IS possible that SQUIRRELS did it.
The OP Pack says:
Did you forget to feed her?
Ducking . . . Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Twinkietinydog says:
What if Loki did it? Drumroll…. LOL Actually, I think that Juno, the culprit, was doing you all a favor. Vet bills? Not only do we hate going there but to pay then on top of it. Brilliant, my Juno, just brilliant!
I’ve been meaning to tell you that I was totally captivated by your blog’s history…what a trip! As for Loki, I wish we could play…He could also double as my body guard.
Twink!
Steve & Kat says:
Mom is muttering something about why we have to go in a crate every day.
I think your mom should appreciate the fact that now she doesn’t have to pay your vet bills.
Steve
Sue says:
She obviously felt the bill was too high.
Sagira says:
Ruh roh!
Khyra says:
I’m glad The Herd arrived and pawed the truth about what happened –
It is just wrong when an innocent Siberian is so unjustly akhkhused!
Pantyloons&Jodhpurs,
Khyra
The Army of Four says:
So what you’re REALLY saying is that you left stuff where it was accessible to a suspected offender? Tisk, tisk, when will the biped learn?
Tail wags,
Storms
Nuthatch says:
Once a Siberian, always a Siberian. There is no reason required …
Houndstooth says:
Loki, I think that’s a wise decision on your part! I wouldn’t know anything about paper shredding myself! *spits out pieces of confetti that used to be a greeting card*
Bunny
Jack a-roo & moo too says:
yeah, yeah, blame the Sibe… like the humans are going to fall for that “I’m innocent” trick!
~jack a-roo & moo chews too
Dennis the Vizsla says:
“I was just sorting it for you and it got a tiny bit broken …”
KB says:
Our dog R has taken a special liking to CDs that contain MRIs or CAT scans of my spine. He’ll actually gnaw on those while ignoring food that he could have stolen (but has never swallowed any CD pieces, thank goodness).
Now, imagine this, you have to go to the hospital to get new copies of the CDs, and you have to explain that your dog ate them. I got quite the disbelieving looks from the hospital workers!
R will go for the mail also. Man, I agree, there’s never a dull moment with a high energy dog.
rocky says:
w00fs, hmmm mama wonders iffin she cood train me to git rid of the bills like that..
b safe,
~rocky~
Piappies World says:
Hmmm… Juno, you had really good intentions, right?! We think, Loki is supporting Juno but just in a distance.
Bills are not really fun news. Ok, maybe we’re not helping this time. Waaaaah
-Frappie, Mocha, Sugar & the Piappies
Life With Dogs says:
Please tell me this can be trained!!!
Holly and Khady says:
Damn squirrels!! They are ALWAYS framing us to look bad! Then they sit back, in their trees, and laugh while we get in trouble!
I know you are innnocent Juno!!
Sierra-dog says:
Oh boy, Juno. That face, that tail!
One word- Guilt-y!!! =)
Sierra-dog