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Best of Wild Dingo

Here are simply the best posts. Some are the best because you chose them. Some are the best because I chose them. Some are the best because they're boss. But they're the best. I don't lie about what's best.

Saving Juno's Jodhpurs

On Tuesday, Juno went for her first physical therapy session for building up muscle in her back legs. Of all the horrors, it involved walking on a treadmill-- underwater! And unlike many dogs who do this the first time, Juno picked it up quickly and walked almost immediately, without cheating. Afterwards, she went for a […]

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Say What?

Wild Dingo Big News Contest Clue #2 Loki and Juno are getting a new trainer!  

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Breaking Points & Invalids

First off, we at Wild Dingo are overwhelmed with the all the warm wishes that have been tossed our way for Juno Belle. Overwhelmed. Thank you so much for all the warm wishes, thoughts and comments that keep rolling in. Juno is home tonight, resting next to her cone of shame, which is there in […]

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"Hello? Dish Network?...

... you're fired." Fine Print:  FMD Satellite does not guarantee FMD and its signal will stay in one location long enough for you to watch an entire show. Oh well, there's nothing ever on TV anyway!

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Smooth Lines are Wasted on Smart Girls

"Hey Cupcake, in my book, you're way upstairs." For a moment she almost believes him. His face was as smooth as an angel's wing. "Ha," she replies, "Put that in writing and I'll paste it in my scrapebook."

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Deuce of Trouble

"Hey Daddy, O. Who's that black lab at the end of the bench? He's dogging us. Doesn't seem to care if we know it or not." "Cupcake, ain't nothin' you can tell me I don't already know."

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Correlations in Raisin Toast

Juno has…well…an unnatural obsession with raisin toast. So much so, she'll go against her own deeply-held values and belief systems in order to obtain just one square inch of the mouth-watering delight. Given the choice between raisin toast and a juicy tri-tip steak, it wouldn’t shock anyone at Wild Dingo to see her choose the […]

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Juno-Mind Trick

"That is not your tri-tip. This isn't the sibe you're looking for."

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Friday's Are for Punks

It may come as no surprise to Wild Dingo readers to hear me say that Loki is a punk. Ya'll know he's a bad boy disguised as a good boy in training. During Wednesday night's beach class, the trainer asked me to sit him half-way to me during a 600-foot recall, while an assistant held […]

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Chronicles of Loki

For the three readers who actually read this blog, the few who know Loki and ALL the dog handlers at the K-9 Clinic, you all know how far he's come. Last year, I couldn't last 3 minutes in class without him yapping, jumping, mouthing and thrashing around like a raving lunatic. Now, when he goes to training […]

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