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He’s Not Just the President of the Hair Club for Dogs

Julie Starling March 18, 2010 17 Comments

He’s also a client. That’s the last of the husky spring fur recycling program. And just in time. I’m all out of jokes.

Siberian Smack Down

Julie Starling March 17, 2010 29 Comments

Our Loki has a penis the size of “heroic” proportions. For the definition of “heroic proportions” see Michelangelo’s David and you’ll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.) “Ya, that’s right. I’m the…

“Hallo.”

Julie Starling March 16, 2010 23 Comments

“My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my stuffie. Prepare to die.”

I Think They Like Each Other

Julie Starling March 12, 2010 23 Comments

“Hey big boy, you mind if I snuggle my Jodhpurs next to your apple bottom?”

WTF? Wednesday

Julie Starling March 10, 2010 26 Comments

“WTF are you doing to my Juno Dogtor?”

Recycling

Julie Starling March 9, 2010 21 Comments

At Wild Dingo, we take recycling seriously. So when it became that time of year for the husky, we had to figure out what to do with all that fur.

In the Immortal Words of Todd Rundgren

Julie Starling March 5, 2010 23 Comments

“Iiiiiii don’t wanna work. Iiiiiiii wanna bite on the sibe all daaaay!” “Err, Mom? Can you please take me to Dogtor Hilary and have this growth removed?”

Juno the Siberador Retriever

Julie Starling March 2, 2010 21 Comments

Many of Wild Dingo’s regular readers have come to know Juno to have a, um, “taste” for shoes. “I have no idea what you are referring to, Mom. I found these shoes…

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